How many among you have ever wished you could play Quidditch? Honestly? In fact, have any of you NOT wished you could play Quidditch?
Well, now you can.
Ever-inventive US college students, led by Middlebury College in Vermont (hey, there isn't much to do up there), have invented an earth-bound version where participants run around with brooms between their legs, chasing a human snitch and throwing bludgers at one another. They have capes and costumes, and participation from death eaters dressed in garbage bags.
Maybe this makes me a geek, but this seems like the most awesome thing EVER. We NEED to introduce this to Europe. Uberlightweights - this is a call to arms!